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The Premier League's Swamp Monster Army Is Refusing to Die
A love letter to the Medieval throwbacks still tearing it up in the Barclays.
Alexis Sanchez Left for Dead in the Premier League's Race for Certainty
Just three games in, we already know exactly what will happen this season.
Play Our Champions League Final Drinking Game!
Mo Salah dives: Buy all your friends a drink. Mo Salah dives to win a penalty: All your friends have to buy you a drink.
Petrol, Blood and Bastards: Thank God the Europa League Final Is Finally Here
After three weeks of murderous noise, Arsenal and Chelsea will play a football match tonight.
Suffocating Aesthetic Perfection: The Manchester City Paradox
The better the Premier League champions get, the more boring they become.
Last Night in Liverpool
In their astonishing 4-0 victory over Barcelona, Jürgen Klopp’s players produced a performance for the pantheon.
Brilliant Ajax Summoned Bullet Time to Carve Tottenham Open
But Mauricio Pochettino’s Spurs side still harbour dreams of a Champions League final.
Only Leicester's Brendan Rodgers Can Derail the Pep Express
The former Liverpool boss finally has a chance to bring the league title home to Anfield.
At Least Man City’s Tottenham Defeat Gives Them a Problem to Fix
Tuesday night saw Pep Guardiola's side lack quality and focus, but maybe the best opponent City can face now is themselves.
Why Fulham FC Are the Essence of Schadenfreude
Their Premier League relegation reminds us all that watching the rich fail terribly is one of England's favourite pastimes.
English Football's 'Coked-Up Lad Army' Are Fitting Emblems of Our Coked-Up Tribal Nation
No one will admit it, but the Premier League and cocaine go brilliantly with each other.