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My Shameful but Passionate Love Affair with Boil-in-Bag Rice
My Latin grandma would roll over in her grave if she knew that I was sneaking around with instant Uncle Ben's.
Sushi Burritos Are the Best Festival Food, Don't @ Me
Yes, the Japanese-Mexican hybrid may be an insult to the fine craft of the sushi chef but omg they are SO GOOD.
An Ode to These Extremely Chill Ads on Instagram
The mesmerizing videos of rainfall make me feel content enough to stop scrolling.
The Sugar Tax Killed Rubicon and I'm Not OK
The best tropical fruit drink there ever was is now stuffed full of sweeteners.
These Overly Processed Instant Noodles Own a Piece of My Heart
For Indians across generations, Maggi noodles are an intrinsic part of their masala-smacked memories.
Tell Me What Soda You Drink, and I'll Tell You Who You Are
A children’s party with generic-brand cola sends the same message as a wedding with Aldi wine does: We’re here to fucking party.
I Can't Stop Eating 'Snacking Chocolate' Even Though I Still Don't Really Know What It Is
I don't have much of a sweet tooth, except when it comes to barkTHINS (and yes, they're spelled like that).
I Was Anonymously Sent a Microwave and I'm Creeped Out But Delighted
A microwave isn't a necessity, but if a little white Westinghouse mysteriously arrives at your doorstep, you quickly realize the luxury of owning such an appliance.
All Chocolate Easter Eggs Are Straight Trash—Except This One
The Mignon egg is hard to find outside Finland. But it's so firm and tasty that it puts those thin-ass chocolate shell eggs to shame.
My Favorite Cookbook Almost Killed Me
'Essential Cuisine' by Michel Bras taught me my approach to vegetables. It also almost made me drive off a cliff.
Learning My Favorite Childhood Cookie's Secret Ingredient Destroyed Me
And it's a shame, because Peek Freans' Shortcake Biscuits were the best in the world.