love advice
30 Non-Boring Things to Do With a Crush or Partner While Stuck at Home
Dating while social distancing can include juicy secrets, good-natured (and shirtless) arguments, art, and other areas of intrigue.
Love/Hate Reads: 'Act Like A Lady, Think Like a Man,' Revisited
Steve Harvey's smash 2009 dating book suggests it's time to think about marrying a man "two years [after] you first spotted him at the gas station."
We Asked Alanis Morissette Fans For Love Advice
It makes sense that they'd have absorbed some of her knowledge over the years, right?
Picking Apart That ‘If Your Husband Does These 15 Things, He’s Perfect’ Article Everyone Is Mad At
Perfect husband, or sociopathic hug robot? Hard to tell, sometimes. Hard to tell.
What Old People Think About Love and Sex
I asked three older ladies whom I met in a nursing home for some advice about romance.
Love Advice From Everyone's Favorite Racist Black Metal Murderer, Varg Vikernes!
Love advice that is somehow worse than "fuck her right in the pussy."
Ask T-Pain: How Do I Stay Motivated When I Feel Negative All the Time?
Plus, T-Pain shares some tips on how to be creative.
A Church-Sponsored 'Love School' Taught Me That Money Is at the Root of Every Happy Relationship
“When you love each other, you make a good team and can make a lot of money” was among the nuggets of advice I absorbed.
Introducing Ask T-Pain, a New Advice Column by T-Pain
Submit your questions to Noisey's new advice columnist!
Marsha Ambrosius Perfects Fuck Tracks Like She Invented Sex
Marsha's added her sultry vocals to cuts by Nas, OutKast, and Kanye, and this is her step-by-step guide to composing a soundtrack for sex.
How to Date in Vietnam
I've always considered myself as something more than the typical American tourist, that I bucked the stereotypes and was a true "citizen of the world." But here was clear proof that I was a presumptuous moron. Love is messy when you're a visitor in...
Advice to a Young Man from an Old Man Twice Married
There’s a fire pit the men sit by at night in the Red Iguana, a restaurant on the edge of town in Copán, Honduras. They roast meat, smoke their cigars, and drink beer and Nicaraguan rum while the stars intensify and their wives put the...