farts
The Enduring Dissensus of the Queef
To queef or not to queef? That's not really much of a question. In reality, there's nothing to bring you closer to the one you're doing it with like an all-too-human moment.
Dingball - 'Farting the Babysitter's Moustache Off'
TB and Dinball have decided to play a trick on their sleeping babysitter. What a kooky comic.
Is It Possible to Kill Someone with Farts?
An investigation finds that yes, you probably could, but it would take some doing.
Somebody Invented a Pill to Make Your Farts Smell Like Roses
"We had just come back from Switzerland and we were eating a lot with our friends, and the smell from the flatulence was really terrible. We couldn't breathe, so me and a friend decided something had to be done."
Juicy, Wet Nachos Are the Only Kind I’ll Put in My Mouth
On a recent afternoon, I drank pissy beer and listened to a plate of nachos. I brought one chip to my lip, rimming her edges with my tongue. Using my teeth as a lever, I pulled down. I could feel her body stiffen, then bend and grow taut. And then I...
The Longest And The Loudest
The longest burp and loudest fart I ever witnessed in real life were by my friend Brett.
Satan's Favorite Column
Dear VICE readers, happy Friday! Each week I peruse your comments and find the stupidest. Then I humiliate you by drawing pictures of them. How do you like that? Honestly, let me know. I have no idea.
What Makes a Fart?
Did you know that no two farts are exactly alike? It's true. Farts are sort of like snowflakes in that regard.
We Could Be The New Wind!
Recently, while innocently perusing YouTube and-swear to God-not looking for anything raunchy, I came across this amazing girl who posts tons of videos of herself farting and subsequently cracking herself up.
Whose Farts Smell Worse?
We hired a male model from the internet and got two girls who work in porn to fart on his face twice. They did this once while wearing jeans and once while wearing skimpy porno underwear.