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A Navy Pilot Drew This Giant Dick in the Sky
"We find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value."
Marilyn Manson Flicked an Interviewer in the Nuts
In a new Guardian interview, Manson also says that he is "chaos" and many more strange and hilarious things.
'Has Anyone Ever Had Sex with Another Human?'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of August 7, presented with zero context.
Are There Men Who Suffer from Their Giant Penises? A Short Investigation
A man in Mexico who alleges he has a 18.9-inch penis says he is unable to work because of the size of his member. We talked to penile experts to find out if having a too-large penis is a common problem among men.
A Quick Guide to All the Times Owen Smith Mentioned His Penis
As I try to decide who to vote for in the leadership election, I just can't get Owen Smith's enormous, Labour-saving penis off my mind.
Which Drugs Make Your Dick Shrink the Most and Why
Hands up whose penis has physically retracted after taking MDMA? Or just flat-out not worked when using cocaine? This is why.
A Pole Vaulter's Penis Ended His Olympic Dream
It's a cruel and tragic twist of fate, but the guy will have plenty of time to find tighter-fitting shorts before the next Summer Olympics.
America Has Successfully Sewn a Dead Guy's Penis onto a Living Man
The new dick will be fully functional pee-wise in the next couple of weeks, and ready for sex within a few months.
Friends Are Mean to Each Other in Today's Comic by Benjamin Marra
In today's installment of 'What We Mean By Yesterday,' a guy holding a can of spray paint feels especially powerful—so he decides to become a cop.