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Welcome to the Era of Optimisation Dating
Hustle-culture has finally hit dating. From love surveys to co-working coffee dates, we're screening potential lovers with streamlined efficiency.
Capitano’s Pizza Is Crafted From Nectar of the Deities and I Am So Serious
Simple mathematics: “most mindblowingly delicious, sumptuous meal I’ve ever had” minus 4 shots of hard liquor still equals fucking delicious food.
Another Mystery of the Ancient ‘Antikythera Mechanism’ May Have Been Solved
The 'calibration date' of the mysterious 2,000-year-old device—the world's oldest computer—has been nailed down, according to new research.
I Teach Rich and Powerful Sugar Daddies What It’s Like to Be a Trans Woman
“Unemployment is a major problem for transgender people, so I try to use my power as a sugar baby to help people from my community find jobs.”
Kanye Sounds Like a Bad Date
Pete Davidson finally explains that viral photo of his dinner with Kanye: "He's an order the fucking everything because I can and then we all have one bite, maybe... because fuck you... guy."
'Bedbugs,' Today's Comic by Tara Booth
After finding out she has bedbugs, Tara tries to get rid of them in time for a hot date.
People Told Us About Their Best Date Ever
Stories of chance meetings, immediate vibes, sweaty palms, and broken bones.
The 'Best Prom in America' Has a Steampunk Airship and DJ Pauly D
Oh, and a giant replica of Stonehenge.
Is Valentine’s Day Food Really Better in a Couple? I Tried to Find Out
A romantic dinner at a fancy sushi restaurant with the person you love and cherish vs. Domino’s in your pants.
This Guy Pretended to Be an Army General with a Chopper for a Date, Feds Say
He allegedly told people he was headed to a top-secret meeting approved by the president, which feds say was a bunch of BS.
I Prefer to Date Men Who are HIV Positive
Research shows that if they're getting treated, I'm not at risk of contracting it from them—even without a condom.
Camp Cope’s Georgia Maq Takes Bill Stevenson of Descendents to a Punk Bar
Over a mid-afternoon date, conversation turns from hot sauce to Tinder, and of course, coffee.