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New York Bagels Do Not Suck
David Heti has claimed that New York's bagels are inferior to Montreal's. My opponent’s arguments are laughable, and he should be doubly lambasted for defending a poor product poorly. Montreal is too close-minded to contain our larger bagels.
New York Bagels Suck
No one in Montreal has ever said, “Bring me back a New York-style bagel.” A Montreal bagel is chewy, doughy, and warm. A New York bagel is a utility—a conveyance for some other flavor or taste sensation—and it has no dignity.
A Fond Farewell to the Man Who Made Bagels What They Are Today
Daniel Thompson's bagel machine may have changed the way most bagels taste, but it also allowed Americans everywhere to taste them in the first place.
The Original Paleo Diet Was Full of Carbs
In another blow to the idea that our paleolithic ancestors solely survived on berries and gazelle steaks, a new study argues that humans developed their big brains precisely because we ate starches.
All Those Croissants Are Just Making You More Depressed
Researchers found that the women who ate diets high in added sugars—found in soft drinks, white bread, bagels, and pizza (and even yogurt and ketchup)—were at an increased risk of suffering from depression and mental illness.
Canada Just Developed a Miracle Pill for the Gluten Intolerant
Does the mere mention of bread turn you wildly flatulent? Well, get ready to send a thank-you note to the Canadian scientist who claims to have invented a pill that will allow celiac sufferers to eat gluten without crippling side effects.
Bench Press This Power Pasta into Your Mouth
For your post-gym meal, share this protein-packed pasta from champion strongman Robert Oberst.
Fall Into a Cornhole of Corn Dog Videos for National Corn Dog Day
It's National Corn Dog Day, so stuff your maw with corn dogs (duh) and dive headfirst into the macerated hog faces and swampy cornmeal of YouTube.
You Can Eat Your Feelings at the World's First Happiness Restaurant
The link between health and happiness isn’t new. Most of us have noticed that eating shit makes you feel shit. One Australian business owner is opening a restaurant and fitness center dedicated to improving people's mood through a high serotonin menu.
Our Protein Obsession Is Getting Out of Control
If there’s one word in modern diet parlance that immediately draws a bridge with leanness, energy, and high performance, it's protein. We're having a wild love affair with it.