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Rick Ross' 'Mastermind' - The Kid Mero Review
I READ THIS TRACKLIST ON PAPER AND WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT FRENCH MONTANA IS ALL OVER THIS AND THERE'S A JOINT WITH MAVADO?! THEN I PUT IT ON AND IT WAS WILD BORING.
KATY PERRY'S "PRISM" IS A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY
CUZ SOME OF THESE JOINTS ARE BRAINWASH TUNEZ AND SOME ARE JUST MUSIC TO OD ON MOLLY TO.
Danny Brown's 'Old' - The Kid Mero Review
"THIS ALBUM IS BASICALLY A GANGSTA CLIT PIERCING. I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST POSITIVE WAY POSSIBLE."
In Solitude's 'Sister": The Kid Mero Review
"Jumping In The Air Doing A Split With Your Tongue Out Music"
Haim's 'Days Are Gone' Makes Me Want to Do Jumping Jacks and Smile Broadly
I WOULD ONLY LISTEN TO HAIM WHILE DOING COCAINE IN THE BACK TO THE FUTURE CAR AND HOLDING HANDS WITH A GIRL DRESSED LIKE A HOMELESS CYNDI LAUPER.
Miley Cyrus's 'Bangerz' - The Kid Mero Review
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THAT ARE UNFAVORABLE THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO THAN THIS SHIT.
"NOTHING WAS THE SAME" IS PRETTY STANDARD DRAKE, BUT PRETTY STANDARD DRAKE IS EXTREMELY TALENTED
CAPS LOCK REVIEWS: A TRACK-BY-TRACK BREAKDOWN
Listen to Isaiah Toothtaker and Jacob Safari's 'ИOTHING' EP, Made Completely from Nine Inch Nails Samples
Plus, we got him and The Kid Mero talking, and that's definitely not a conversation you want to miss.
The Kid Mero Does New York Fashion Week
People attend fashion week to be fawned over and have their picture taken. So we sent The Kid Mero to NYFW to talk to people "DRESSED LIKE GOTHIC ASYMMETRICAL DYSTOPIAN FUTURE POETS."
The Greatest Summer Jam Since 1980 - Kid Mero Edition
When we asked The Kid Mero to fill out a ballot for our Greatest Summer Jam Since 1980 tournament, he blurbed every single song. Since all of his blurbs were hilarious, we're reposting his entire ballot, unedited.
We Sent The Kid Mero to A$AP Ferg's Listening Party for 'Trap Lord'
The Kid Mero was prevented from drinking Hennessey straight out of the bottle by Tyson Beckford, made fun of a dude in leather basketball shorts, and generally enjoyed himself.
The DIIV Guy Needs to Stop Complaining
HOMIE YOU SEEMED SURPRISED THAT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS AN INDUSTRY? THE WORD "INDUSTRY" IS IN THE NAME OF IT B.YOU THINK YOU KICKIN OUT JAMS TO OVERDOSE TO IS EXEMPT FROM CAPITALISM? YOU'RE BUGGIN'.