Helen Donahue
Someone Translated the Bible into Emoji for Millennials
Fans of both scripture and cartoon internet hieroglyphics can download the e-book from iTunes.
White Men Love Donald Trump Even More Than We Thought, Poll Says
With or without college degrees, Trump reigns supreme for white men in the US.
A Pretzel Vendor Operating in an Ice Cream Man's Turf Got Beat with a Bat, Cops Say
After a witness got the bat away from the angry vendor of joy, he allegedly pulled out a knife.
Lin-Manuel Miranda Is Starring in the New Mary Poppins Sequel
The sequel, appropriately titled 'Mary Poppins Returns,' will apparently be set in 1930s London and star Miranda as Jack, a street lamplighter and buddy to Emily Blunt's Poppins.
North Korea Thinks Trump Is a 'Wise Politician' and Hillary Is 'Dull'
A Tuesday op-ed from North Korea's state-run media outlet praised the "positive aspects" of Trump's "inflammatory policies."
It's Friday, so Watch a Video of a Water-Skiing Baby Set a World Record
While most of her peers are busy shitting their pants and crying, six-month-old Zyla St. Onge is out there putting other babies to shame and setting world records.
Trump Has Officially Won the Republican Nomination
The real estate mogul has finally clinched the delegates necessary to be the GOP's nominee this year, according to the AP.
Federal Prosecutors Will Seek the Death Penalty for Charleston Church Shooter Dylann Roof
"The nature of the alleged crime and the resulting harm compelled this decision," said Attorney General Loretta Lynch.
Not Every Mass Murderer Is Insane, Study Says
Some people just have "extreme overvalued beliefs," apparently.
Portland's Public Schools Are Throwing Out Books That Deny Climate Change
The Oregon city's school board has decided that climate change isn't a two-sided argument.
Not Every Mass Murderer Is Insane, Study Says
Some people just have "extreme overvalued beliefs," apparently.
Bill Cosby Admitted to Giving Teens Quaaludes and Booze Before Sex
Cosby said a modeling agency provided him "five or six" girls a week at one point.