I never think of the future. It comes soon enough!! By Albert Einstein…. Genius! And guess what I'm ready 4 the future. Bring it. Jeah!!!
Ryan LochteMarch 30, 2011
How about we bann all these new technology suits and go back to old school style in a damn bannana hammock
Ryan LochteMay 11, 2009
Too travel is sometimes better to arrive!
Ryan LochteJune 17, 2012
In light of the Rio 2016 Olympics, Lochte has been in the news quite a bit. He's dyed his hair blue, bonded with fellow bro Michael Phelps, and was even allegedly robbed at gunpoint today (to which he said, "whatever").But who cares about all that because something weird has been going on with Lochte's doberman pinscher, Carter, for the last eight years. Today, I came across some evidence that made me question the very laws of the universe. As you can see, Lochte tweeted about his beloved dog's birthday back in 2014 and 2015. Both times, however, he referred to Carter as eight years old. That's simply not possible, right?u can't always walk a straight line, especially if the line is crooked
Ryan LochteMarch 12, 2012
8 years ago to this day my handsome son was born, Carter Lochte 10-23-2007. Happy birthday buddy, we got another 8! Ryan LochteOctober 23, 2015
In all of the photos, Carter looks pretty much the same, so it's not demonstrably clear whether he's aged or not. Now, Occam's razor would have us believe this was merely a recall error on Lochte's part. Maybe all that chlorine got to his brain. Yet, somehow, I can't help but suspect that something more sinister is afoot.Let us investigate.Carter Lochte is actually a time traveler8 years ago Today Carter was born. I love you lil buddy. Happy Birthday! Ryan LochteOctober 23, 2014
Hmmm.
If u choose one path to get to where u wanna be in life, doesn't mean u have to abandon all the other paths
Ryan LochteJune 17, 2012