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This poor woman's ex used to give her gifts like sausages, bicycle parts, and this candy G-string before he cheated on her with her coworker and dumped her via email. Classy, with a capital ASSY.Mannequin Hands (5 years), Berlin, Germany
After a tumultuous five-year relationship and a nasty fight, this person decided to leave home with no explanation. After finally returning the next morning, she (or he) discovered the entire place covered in polyurethane foam, with a favorite mannequin as the only witness. Not sure why the mannequin's hands are severed, or what it has to do with polyurethane foam, but it's kind of a badass breakup regardless.
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Some guy decided to give his flat-chested wife these ridiculous-looking plaster tits to wear during sex, so she dumped him.
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Who uses these besides 90-year-olds and the guys on Whisker Wars? Not the man who donated this practically brand-new shaving set. Not much of a sacrifice if you've barely used it, but whatever. Oh, and he was 27 years old and married with three kids when he first started hooking up with the girl who gave him these. She was 17.
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After they broke up, this man's ex-girlfriend decided to return a bunch of shit he left at her apartment. He recognized most of it except this red wig, which he swears he'd never seen before.
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Apparently, this fur coat first belonged to a dude: "Ali Salem Mutlag" of Jordan. It's probably a made-up name the donor used to tell her ill-fated love story, which is essentially this: she met a flashy guy with a fancy fur coat in Italy before he left her, and his fur coat, behind. She wants us to know that just because she got the coat doesn't mean she's a "tramp." Note to prematurely defensive donor chick: the fur coat probably looked better on you anyway, and these days, there's no such thing as a tramp.
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The description beside this groovy-looking container of love incense simply reads: "Doesn't work." No shit?
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Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson, and Felicity weren't the only ones to chop off their locks. This person did the same thing, but only after spending barely two months with a crazy-making lover: "I cut my hair and I lived without it for a long time and no one loved me… and I was happy."
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Seventeen fucking years and this is all these two have to show for it: a baggie with a toothbrush, some lube, deodorant, socks, and a T-shirt? No wonder they broke up… if they're not already back together. Enough said. Time to take inventory of all that leftover crap from your exes and donate it to the Museum of Broken Relationships, too.
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