Matt, 24
What was something glaringly shit?The school cared WAY too much about their image, mainly surrounding uniforms. You had to show up and leave in your blazer.“For real some of these flops actually peaked in high school and it’s really funny to see where they’re at versus where I'm at now.”
Olive, 24
What was something glaringly shit?It was Catholic, sexual assault and harassment were rampant and occurred to myself and girls around me, and the school covered it up. The boys were allowed to do and say anything, and now some of them are playing in big rugby teams for Australia.“Surrounded by the next generation of corporate executives, politicians; seeing how maladjusted and ignorant their views were.”
Zane, 21
Esmerelda, 30
Would you send your kids to private school?No. Even if I could afford it, I wouldn’t.What was something terrible?Even though it was a really good school, it was basically a housewife machine. I felt like the undercurrent was always encouraging us to network to meet a husband, rather than to foster everyone’s passions and interests.“I went to a public one for a bit and it was too ratchet for any self-respecting children of mine.”
Otto, 28
Silver, 21
Do you think the price paid was worth it?I would say the price paid for the education is worth it, the resources and facilities that private schools offer are super high quality and paying the price you do ensures that your child gets into university, which I guess is the point of VCE. Kids that go to private school are way more likely to get into university because the majority of people in private school will get a 90+ ATAR and that will bump up everyone else’s.Would you send your kids to private school?Fuck no. Even if the education is good, the life-long trauma from going to a school with the most evil teachers and flop cohort will never be worth it. I’m still traumatised from my experience in private school. I went to a Christian private school and the racism, homophobia, misogyny et cetera that I experienced – that was never acknowledged by my school – was actually ridiculous.What was the most beneficial part of your experience?The most beneficial part of private school was honestly still having people I went to school with on social media. Because I stalk their accounts online and make fun of them. But for real some of these flops actually peaked in high school and it’s really funny to see where they’re at versus where I'm at now. Like I'm constantly having my Ha Ha Ha who’s laughing now!!! moment. And it feels awesome.“In private school, so many students can get away with being evil shits because private schools care more about money than students’ wellbeing.”
Moving to public school, it’s not like the bullying stopped, but at least people were real about it and teachers would intervene and/or do something about it. In private school, so many students can get away with being evil shits because private schools care more about money than students’ wellbeing. Especially in religious private schools, there’re so many issues that are simply swept under the rug as teachers don’t know how to properly deal with them. So many teachers are completely underqualified and just hired on the basis of whether they attend church or not.“In my work now in community I do my best to ensure that I am sharing the skills and privilege/connections gained from that environment with those who were not afforded the same hand.”
Beni, 23
What was something glaringly shit?Being queer at a Christian school infamous for going out of its way to exclude children that are like me.“So much useless shit happens in private schools. They put edible flowers in the canteen food.”