Manny Pacquiao Will Not Beat Up Justin Bieber

Jimmy Kimmel's lovable little sidekick, Guillermo, made an appearance at yesterday's press conference for the fight of the year between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr. (about fucking time). Still, it's hard to be intimidated by a man that, without hesitation, will sing Happy Birthday on the red carpet and wish you well with a big bear hug, or a proud father that will debate passionately that Superman would defeat Batman in a fight because Superman has "tryptonite" in his body. I'm still not sure why Manny is wearing Guillermo's clothes when he walks out on set, but I can confirm that I, and can only assume the majority of America, am extremely disappointed that Pacquiao will not be beating up Justin Bieber on May 2nd. Maybe that, too, is another five years away.