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Why It's Impossible to Tickle Yourself
Another mystery of life unpacked by experts and a guy with a fetish.
Why Is Steve Coogan So Hot? An Investigation
The image of Steve Coogan is twinned with the image of Alan Partridge, who really should not be a British sex symbol, and yet...
Answering the Most Important Question About the British Fry-Up
Egg and beans – should they touch, or be separated by a breakwater sausage?
So, How Many Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Do You Gotta Eat Before You Die?
Lil Xan said the snacks landed him in hospital this week, so we've been speaking to some medical experts about this red-hot matter.
Going to Gigs Helps You Live Longer So I Calculated My Death Age
Another study has linked enjoying live music with adding nine years to your lifespan. I crunched the numbers.
We Asked a Guy with Synaesthesia What a Bunch of Songs Taste Like
"Pianos always have the taste and texture of pineapple chunks. Usually, they’re the sweet tinned ones, but in this case, they were fresh.”
Why Doesn’t This Magic: The Gathering Snake Have Boobs?
This could be a sign of a more progressive direction for the 24-year-old card game.
We Asked Emo Bands to Review Lil Uzi Vert’s “XO Tour Llif3”
"Do you guys ever notice how trap is basically the hip-hop equivalent to emo?"
Why Are Perfume Adverts Always So Terrible?
They're all the same, and they're all shit. I asked some industry experts why.