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Play pinball
Read a pamphlet, perhaps one about how to stop yourself from wanting to watch people in coitus with livestock
Make a big pasta sauce to freeze and have again on a rainy day
Go to the seaside
Sit in a shed and think about what you're doing with your life
Grow vegetables in an allotment
Charity work (not with animals (or children))
Do a paintingAnd so on. There's so much more to life than raping animals, you guys. Live a little.More from VICE:Nobody Wants to Talk About Bestiality Until Someone Fucks a HorseAnimal FuckersIs Denmark Actually the Animal Sex Tourism Capital of the World?